Now as Im famous for getting up and going to bed early I am not the bet person to comment on Si. Si is a nocturnal creature, whose activities are unknown to most of us; sleeping in until at least 12 and
then disappearing to the library for hours to er. What did you do in the library for all that time?!!?!
There are some things Id love to put here about Si but it simply wouldnt be right to mention them here,
but those that know si well will undoubtedly know what Im referring too! The pictures below are completely and absolutely
unrelated to the aforementioned unmentionable incidents!
Sis search for an alternative lifestyle effected us all, this effect could sometimes could prove to be
positive; the odd funky house sesh could provide a much needed alternative from the cheese played in every student venue in
Leicester, (its not that cheese isnt cool, its just that its fucking shite). It
could also be quite catastrophically negative; please recall La Humanite and Out of Depth.
Now however it was that suggested that Peach and Si should rent a video for everyone to watch I dont know but it wasnt
the greatest idea! Id love to have been watching them as they perused the shelves
of blockbuster searching for a film which was unknown (cool) and would be appealing to everyone concerned. Catering for a group of lads, imagine their delight when they discovered an unknown gangster film set in
the London underworld. Furthermore this unknown movie had a vaguely familiar
actor staring in it none other the internationally admired actor; Sean Maguire (Im sure I recognize that name???).
The was a reason that this film was unknown and it wasnt related to coolness, it was predictably related
to shitness. That was a funny instance however and a one off
Oh no, there was another random film wasn't there Si?! La
Humanite, a French film which had critical acclaim (doesnt that mean anything to you?!?!)!
The film went as followed;
30 min scene of a man walking across a blank horizon
20 minute scene of a man running through a field
20 minute scene of a man sitting in a car
5 minute sex scene
20 minutes of arguing... in French
Random close up of the female anatomy
15 minutes of the recently exposed woman crying
5 minutes of gay sex
