Dave will largely remembered for his impressive appetite for food that no-one else would go near. Dave like many students enjoyed the joys of Asda 'smartprice', however unlike anyone
else in the world, he enjoyed their Chunky chicken, even when mixed with baked beans to form a substance that Saddam himself
would be scared of. However, Dave never lets me forget that the one time he did
cook for himself he got food poisoning; eating 2 week old chicken is never too much of a plan though is it mate?!
On the subject of Asda I have to thank Dave for the lifts to and from there in the second year, you were
truly a legend and without you I would never have developed into the 10 stone sumo I am today!
Dave should be remembered for his love of rugby, not just because footballs gay but because Dave was a
bit of a legend. All the reports of Daves rugby skills Ive heard from various
team members have been positive and some almost flattering (mustnt swell that big head too much)! The one time we all got to see Dave play was at the second year varsity match (are you sure you didnt hear
us?!?!), however this was a rather fateful day. At the end of the game the man
o the match was announced, Matt Mertyr was rewarded for his impressive play in the backs, however big Dave Rowling decided
that he deserved it more so grabbed it and ran off to hide in Mega (whilst nursing a tiny cut to the eyebrow!
In the third year Dave departed the Clarendon Palace to become a fully fledged Glaxo Geek where he discovered
cures for SARS, several and CJD, well someone else discovered them and then Dave grabbed them and ran off and claimed them
for himself!
(Daniel Shearly)